Ten Bucks and a Frisbee
Hi, I'm Sally. Nice to meet cha :) Basically, I reblog anything that catches my fancy.
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peetaah: [via]

peetaah:

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weasleysweaters:

If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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quocwithachance: kaygeeofilas: now that’s what you call taking one for the team…….or two. LMAO HAHAHAHA

quocwithachance:

kaygeeofilas:

now that’s what you call taking one for the team…….or two.

LMAO HAHAHAHA

Famous Movie Quotes in “Proper English”

oldfilmsflicker:

moviemeatloaf:

tellittoreadersdigest:

magicaldeductions:

the second and last ones

Ah, proper English is not simply ostentatious English. “It’s a trap” is proper. “There’s a snake in my boot” is proper.

IT’S AN ELABORATE RUSE.

(Source: 9GAG)

cottonmouth85:

you-weremade-to-be-ruled:

ashdisneyc88:

OMG that guys leg. 

I literally can’t stop laughing.

He probably was a ballerina in another life.

nitlon:

I’m gonna start adding completely misplaced qualifiers to everything I say until you all stop doing it

I’m not racist, but that was a really good fruit salad

I’m not gay, but I really enjoyed going on that boat ride

it’s not that I think all Muslims are terrorists, but I think maroon and gold is a really nice color scheme

(Source: siredtoteamklefan)